Yeah, I'm trying to write a super hothothot smutfest romance novel. It's hard work! My technique at the moment is just to write a straight romance and then periodically interject a boff-fest into it. I cry out to the boyf at these moments, 'Oy! Matey! They must shag again! What this time?'
Deep sigh answers me, followed by, 'I dunno! Troilism? Nurse outfit? Bit of doggin'?'
Generally replied to by me, 'That's old hat, asshat! Can't you think of anything interesting?'
Yanno (TM) - sex, it just gets to be the same old same old after a bit. Eh? Eh?
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